what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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