Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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