its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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