i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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