How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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