google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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