It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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