Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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