just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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