That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
