Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he puts the penis in happiness.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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