Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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