I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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