I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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