she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
His nipple licking is glorious
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