is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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