I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Last time i carry you out of a forest
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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