just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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