Welp...herpes.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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