She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
what day is it and did you see me today?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
You're a waste of cheezeits
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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