Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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