I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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