he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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