Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
it's like iHOP with fire
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Houston, we have a blender
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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