She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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