He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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