i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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