"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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