What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
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