We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Randomize
