Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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