You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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