On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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