so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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