sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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