The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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