But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Randomize
