i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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