So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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