can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
It's blow job season.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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