it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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