I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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