Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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