Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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