Non-Jews are for practice
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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