Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Mom said you looked used
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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