If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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