Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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