The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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