It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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