So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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