So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
So much Jack, so little girl.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
