we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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