I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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