I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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